Real Machetes

The machete is basically a modern-day sword, featuring a long blade that is designed for cutting. At the Zombies Playground, we feel that it is this simple approach that makes the machete one of the finer zombie killing weapons on the market, which is why we offer a number of them in our Real Machetes category. Of course, the machete makes for an outstanding tool when clearing away brush or cutting down vegetation, but why, exactly, is it such a great anti-zombie weapon? For starters, the machete's longer length allows for a kill to be made from further away, while its longer blade makes cutting so much easier than, say, an axe with its much smaller edge. Of further benefit is the fact that machetes are easy to carry, easy to maintain, and easy to use, which are all things that a zombie-survivor would want in a weapon. We carry a variety of different machetes with varying blade styles and finishes, ranging from machetes with heavy, chopping blades to thinner, more nimble machetes that possess both reach and grace. Each and every one of our machetes is made for survival, which means that they're made from quality materials that are designed and tested to withstand the rigors of use (please note that every machete needs to be cared for and maintained, whether used against zombies, used against plants, or not used at all). Of course, the visceral aspect of the machete, getting in close and felling your foes with your own hands, is also rather appealing on some level. So the next time you feel that a zombie outbreak is imminent, make sure you have one of our Real Machetes close at-hand so that you can swiftly and efficiently deal with any zombie threats you might encounter.


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Z-Hunter Survival Blade Collection
Z-Hunter Survival Blade Collection
Item # MC-ZB-001
Price: $62.00 

Traditional Zombie Hunter Machete
Traditional Zombie Hunter Machete
Item # MC-JM-017
Price: $33.00 

Z-Hunter Survival Machete
Z-Hunter Survival Machete
Item # MC-ZB-012
Price: $21.00 

Serrated Zombie Hunter Machete
Serrated Zombie Hunter Machete
Item # MC-JM-018
Price: $33.00 

Forward-Swept Zombie Hunter Machete
Forward-Swept Zombie Hunter Machete
Item # MC-JM-019
Price: $33.00 

Curved Defensive Machete
Curved Defensive Machete
Item # MC-ZB-002
Price: $26.00 

Short Jungle Master Machete
Short Jungle Master Machete
Item # MC-JM-031B
Price: $19.00 

Black Legion Undead Machete
Black Legion Undead Machete
Item # BV117
Price: $30.00 

Black Steel Jungle Machete
Black Steel Jungle Machete
Item # MC-JM-030A
Price: $23.00 

Field Cleaver Machete
Field Cleaver Machete
Item # ZS-926809
Price: $13.50 

Living Dead Machete
Living Dead Machete
Item # BV123
Price: $30.00 

Broad-Blade Ninja Machete
Broad-Blade Ninja Machete
Item # ZS-926715
Price: $11.00 

Gladius Machete by Cold Steel
Gladius Machete by Cold Steel
Item # 07-97GMS
Regular Price: $49.99
On Sale For: $39.99 


Urban Combat Machete
Urban Combat Machete
Item # CTK3006SB
Price: $61.73 

Red Skull Camo Jungle Machete
Red Skull Camo Jungle Machete
Item # MC-MT-20-01RD
Price: $19.00 

Black Urban Combat Machete
Black Urban Combat Machete
Item # CTK3006BB
Price: $61.73 

Curved Zombie Machete with Sheath
Curved Zombie Machete with Sheath
Item # CTK412-17HCS
Price: $61.73 

Long Two-Handed Katana Machete
Long Two-Handed Katana Machete
Item # 07-97THKL
Price: $42.99 

Z-Hunter Cleaver Machete
Z-Hunter Cleaver Machete
Item # MC-ZB-011
Price: $24.00 

Heat Treated Bolo Machete
Heat Treated Bolo Machete
Item # ZS-926853-BO
Price: $23.00 

Curved Zombie Machete
Curved Zombie Machete
Item # CTK412-17HC
Price: $37.98 

Zombie Hunter Scimitar Machete
Zombie Hunter Scimitar Machete
Item # MC-ZB-053
Price: $30.00 

Camo Urban Combat Machete
Camo Urban Combat Machete
Item # CTK3006MB
Price: $61.73 

Two-Handed Katana Machete by Cold Steel
Two-Handed Katana Machete by Cold Steel
Item # 07-97THK
Price: $32.00 

Zombie Cleaver Machete
Zombie Cleaver Machete
Item # CTK416-20HC
Price: $71.23 

Micarta Bolo Machete
Micarta Bolo Machete
Item # CTK227-15HCM
Price: $104.48 

Leaf-Blade Machete
Leaf-Blade Machete
Item # CTK352-16HC
Price: $52.25 

Skull-Blade Latin Machete
Skull-Blade Latin Machete
Item # MC-ZB-006
Price: $23.00 

Weighted Zombie Machete
Weighted Zombie Machete
Item # CTK414-18HC
Price: $71.25 

Black Scimitar Jungle Machete
Black Scimitar Jungle Machete
Item # MC-JM-030C
Price: $23.00 

Compact Black Survivor Machete
Compact Black Survivor Machete
Item # CTK2012B
Price: $66.48 

Zombie Hunter Machete
Zombie Hunter Machete
Item # CTK2090B
Price: $80.73 

All Terrain Chopper Machete
All Terrain Chopper Machete
Item # 07-97TMSTS
Regular Price: $39.99
On Sale For: $31.99 


Hand Forged Kukri Machete
Hand Forged Kukri Machete
Item # ZS-926805
Price: $39.90 

Hybrid Wooden Handle Machete
Hybrid Wood Handle Machete
Item # MC-JM-027SL
Price: $22.00 

Stealth Scimitar Machete
Stealth Scimitar Machete
Item # MC-MT-20-07M
Price: $20.00 

Black Kukri Machete
Black Kukri Machete
Item # ZS-926823-BK
Price: $16.50 

Brown Skull Camo Jungle Machete
Brown Skull Camo Jungle Machete
Item # MC-MT-20-01BN
Price: $19.00 

Damascus Survivor Machete
Damascus Survivor Machete
Item # CTK2000E
Price: $66.48 

Defensive Jungle Machete
Defensive Jungle Machete
Item # CTK2030MDB
Price: $66.48 

Heat Treated Sax Machete
Heat Treated Sax Machete
Item # ZS-926853-SX
Price: $23.00 

Heavy Machete
Heavy Machete
Item # 07-97HM
Price: $14.40 

Micarta Survivor Machete
Micarta Survivor Machete
Item # CTK2020HCM
Price: $85.48 

Red Zombie Machete and Throwers
Red Zombie Machete and Throwers
Item # MC-ZB-049RD
Price: $64.00 

Zombie Hunter Saw Tooth Machete
Zombie Hunter Saw Tooth Machete
Item # MC-ZB-054
Price: $30.00 

Zombie Killer Machete
Zombie Killer Machete
Item # CTK2030B
Price: $66.48 

Full Tang Machete
Full Tang Machete
Item # MC-HK-7053
Price: $20.00 

Full Tang Machete with Lanyard Loop
Full Tang Machete with Lanyard Loop
Item # ZS-926812
Price: $17.90 

Black Survivor Machete
Black Survivor Machete
Item # CTK2020B
Price: $66.48 

Bowie Machete
Bowie Machete
Item # 07-97BWM12S
Regular Price: $28.99
On Sale For: $23.19 


Kukri Machete With Knuckle Guard
Kukri Machete With Knuckle Guard
Item # MC-HK-975
Price: $22.00 

Saw tooth Square Blade Machete
Saw tooth Square Blade Machete
Item # MC-MT-20-09T
Price: $40.00 

Stealth Drop Point Machete
Stealth Drop Point Machete
Item # MC-MT-20-08L
Price: $34.00 

Swamp Zombie Machete
Swamp Zombie Machete
Item # CTK2070B
Price: $71.23 

Black Saw Back Machete
Black Saw Back Machete
Item # MC-JM-014
Price: $20.00 

Classic Survivor Machete
Classic Survivor Machete
Item # CTK2020HC
Price: $52.25 

Compact Survivor Machete
Compact Survivor Machete
Item # CTK2012S
Price: $66.48 

Royal Kukri Machete
Royal Kukri Machete
Item # 07-97KMIGS
Regular Price: $41.99
On Sale For: $33.59 


Silver Kukri Machete
Silver Kukri Machete
Item # ZS-926823-SL
Price: $16.50 

18' Latin Machete Sheath
18 Inch Latin Machete Sheath
Item # 07-SC97AM18
Regular Price: $7.99
On Sale For: $6.39 


Barong Machete
Barong Machete
Item # 07-97BAM18S
Regular Price: $39.99
On Sale For: $31.99 


Compact Defensive Machete
Compact Defensive Machete
Item # CTK2012MDB
Price: $66.48 

Green Zombie Machete and Throwers
Green Zombie Machete and Throwers
Item # MC-ZB-049GN
Price: $64.00 

Panga Machete
Panga Machete
Item # 07-97PM
Price: $14.40 

Saw Back Hand Guard Machete
Saw Back Hand Guard Machete
Item # MC-HK-770
Price: $25.00 

Saw Back Two Tone Machete
Saw Back Two Tone Machete
Item # MC-HK-770B
Price: $25.00 

Standard Black Machete
Standard Black Machete
Item # MC-C-4114B
Price: $8.00 

Standard Saw tooth Machete
Standard Saw tooth Machete
Item # MC-MT-20-09M
Price: $36.00 

Fixed Blade Bolo Machete
Fixed Blade Bolo Machete
Item # MC-ER-523B
Price: $28.00 

Full Tang Machete
Full Tang Machete
Item # ZS-926814
Price: $17.90 

Jungle Machete by Cold Steel
Jungle Machete by Cold Steel
Item # 07-97JMS
Regular Price: $39.99
On Sale For: $31.99 


Kukri Machete
Kukri Machete
Item # 07-97KMS
Price: $23.40 

Latin Machete 21' by Cold Steel
Latin Machete 21 Inch
Item # 07-97AM21
Regular Price: $20.99
On Sale For: $16.79 


Magnum Kukri Machete
Magnum Kukri Machete
Item # 07-97MKM
Regular Price: $34.99
On Sale For: $27.99 


Standard Saw tooth Machete
Standard Saw tooth Machete
Item # MC-C-4114BS
Price: $8.00 

Tactical Machete
Tactical Machete
Item # MC-ER-523T
Price: $32.00 

Two Handed Kukri Machete by Cold Steel
Two Handed Kukri Machete by Cold Steel
Item # 07-97THKM
Price: $31.99 

Two Handed Machete
Two Handed Machete
Item # 07-97THM
Regular Price: $29.99
On Sale For: $23.99 


Two Handed Panga Machete
Two Handed Panga Machete
Item # 07-97THPM
Price: $35.95 

Zombie Slayer Machete
Zombie Slayer Machete
Item # CTK2030S
Price: $66.48 

Asian Zombie Machete with Sheath
Asian Zombie Machete with Sheath
Item # CTK410-14HCS
Price: $61.73 

Black Bolo Machete
Black Bolo Machete
Item # CTK2094B
Price: $61.73 

Fat Black Saw Back Machete
Fat Black Saw Back Machete
Item # MC-JM-025
Price: $20.00 

Jungle Kukri Machete
Jungle Kukri Machete
Item # MC-HK-1049S
Price: $14.00 

Latin Machete 18 Inch
Latin Machete 18 Inch
Item # 07-97AM18
Regular Price: $18.99
On Sale For: $15.19 


Latin Machete 24 Inch
Latin Machete 24 Inch
Item # 07-97AM24
Regular Price: $21.99
On Sale For: $17.59 


Panga Machete Sheath
Panga Machete Sheath
Item # 07-SC97PM
Price: $10.80 

Weighted Jungle Master Machete
Weighted Jungle Master Machete
Item # MC-JM-026S
Price: $14.00 

Zombie Bolo Machete
Zombie Bolo Machete
Item # CTK227-15HC
Price: $47.48 

Asian Zombie Machete
Asian Zombie Machete
Item # CTK410-14HC
Price: $37.98 

Camo Blade Bolo Machete
Camo Blade Bolo Machete
Item # MC-ER-523CA
Price: $36.00 

Camo Handle Saw Back Machete
Camo Handle Saw Back Machete
Item # MC-JM-026
Price: $14.00 

Classic Bolo Machete
Classic Bolo Machete
Item # CTK2094S
Price: $61.73 

Hand Forged Bolo Machete
Hand Forged Bolo Machete
Item # ZS-926806
Price: $39.90 

Heavy Machete Sheath
Heavy Machete Sheath
Item # 07-SC97HM
Price: $10.80 

Light Zombie Machete
Light Zombie Machete
Item # CTK2080B
Price: $66.48 

21' Latin Machete Sheath
21 Inch Latin Machete Sheath
Item # 07-SC97AM21
Regular Price: $7.99
On Sale For: $6.39 


24' Latin Machete Sheath
24 Inch Latin Machete Sheath
Item # 07-SC97AM24
Regular Price: $7.99
On Sale For: $6.39 


Bushcraft Parang Machete
Bushcraft Parang Machete
Item # BK-CTK42313HC
Price: $69.95 

 
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