Zombie Rushmore T-Shirt

Item # ST-31270
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The main question to be asked about the Zombie Rushmore T-Shirt in general is not why zombies would erect monuments or why the presidents are zombies. The only answer worth knowing is how they got the stones eyes to glow green. It is mind-boggling. stone is not subject to zombification - at least, not as far as any of us know! Given how uncommunicative zombies can be, we will likely never know. This intriguing shirt shows an alternate view of the famed Mount Rushmore, rendered into an undead state by virtue of zombies being the dominant undead species of the planet. The four presidents faces look exactly like they do on the actual Mount Rushmore, except their faces are cracked and scarred, showing the wounds and decay that are typical of a zombie. Their eyes glow a sinister green, and the sky above is overcast and dark - a hopeless and bleak view of a zombie-based nation. A yellow-and-green silhouette of the USA floats just above zombie-Lincolns head, and the biohazard symbol along with the Zombie USA logo is engraved just under zombie-Washingtons chin. The whole of the mountain is actually crumbling away across the bottom of the shirt. For a bleak look at an alternate, zombie-based timeline of the USA and its important presidents, look no further than the Zombie Rushmore T-Shirt. If nothing else, you will never look at Mount Rushmore the same again

Key Features:

  • Great For Everyday Wear
  • Made Of 100 percent 5.6 oz. Cotton
  • 2 Needle Stitched Neck
  • Taped Shoulders For Strength And Comfort
  • Machine Washable
  • Exceptional Color And Years Of Wear
  • Great Medieval Gift Idea

Sizing:

  • Small: Fits Up To 37 Inch Chest, Length 23 Inches
  • Medium: Fits Up To 39 Inch Chest, Length 23 Inches
  • Large: 44 Inch Chest, Length 24.5 Inches
  • X-Large: 47 Inch Chest, Length 26.5 Inches
  • XX-Large: 51 Inch Chest, Length 26.5 Inches

The main question to be asked about the Zombie Rushmore T-Shirt in general is not why zombies would erect monuments or why the presidents are zombies. The only answer worth knowing is how they got the stones eyes to glow green. It is mind-boggling. stone is not subject to zombification - at least, not as far as any of us know! Given how uncommunicative zombies can be, we will likely never know. This intriguing shirt shows an alternate view of the famed Mount Rushmore, rendered into an undead state by virtue of zombies being the dominant undead species of the planet. The four presidents faces look exactly like they do on the actual Mount Rushmore, except their faces are cracked and scarred, showing the wounds and decay that are typical of a zombie. Their eyes glow a sinister green, and the sky above is overcast and dark - a hopeless and bleak view of a zombie-based nation. A yellow-and-green silhouette of the USA floats just above zombie-Lincolns head, and the biohazard symbol along with the Zombie USA logo is engraved just under zombie-Washingtons chin. The whole of the mountain is actually crumbling away across the bottom of the shirt. For a bleak look at an alternate, zombie-based timeline of the USA and its important presidents, look no further than the Zombie Rushmore T-Shirt. If nothing else, you will never look at Mount Rushmore the same again

Key Features:

  • Great For Everyday Wear
  • Made Of 100 percent 5.6 oz. Cotton
  • 2 Needle Stitched Neck
  • Taped Shoulders For Strength And Comfort
  • Machine Washable
  • Exceptional Color And Years Of Wear
  • Great Medieval Gift Idea

Sizing:

  • Small: Fits Up To 37 Inch Chest, Length 23 Inches
  • Medium: Fits Up To 39 Inch Chest, Length 23 Inches
  • Large: 44 Inch Chest, Length 24.5 Inches
  • X-Large: 47 Inch Chest, Length 26.5 Inches
  • XX-Large: 51 Inch Chest, Length 26.5 Inches
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